Oh my god I'm so sorry you had to suffer the mouse-detatching-from-game glitch, it happens the second you ESC out of the game, I fixed it in the update but thank you for playing anyway...
*in cringy british accent*"wOuLd yOu lIkE A cRuMpIt wItH ThAt tEa mY gUuD sIr?oR wOuLd yOu LiKe A sIdE oF iNfInEtE pArADoX wItH tHaT gAmE ThAt sLoWlY GeTs dIsToRtEd aNd i GiVe a tEn oUt oF oNe tO)
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i am the milk man my milk is delicious
i wonder what ":0" tastes like
MM YUM DEAD DOG TEA
ME GONN JUST TAKE A SIPSHHHLURPummm i am stuck walking backwards forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
What did I just witness.
awesom
I really enjoyed this! Did a let's play of it!
Oh my god I'm so sorry you had to suffer the mouse-detatching-from-game glitch, it happens the second you ESC out of the game, I fixed it in the update but thank you for playing anyway...
What is this game
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I played through the whole thing... I don't get it. But I was curious enough to play the entire game, gg
WHEN THE DOG STARTED TO RUN AROUND I GOT SO SCARED
Okay I played through and I like the ending.
this is just making a cup of tea whys everyone saying this is horror
That was a joy to play!
He can eat sugar with both hands!
Loved it, my playthrough starts at 5:47
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is gud
yes
Funny and creative. I love it
The man begins to rumble.
loved it, very funny!
Awesome!
Can you make an offline version for windows?
that was the coolest game i've played in 5000 years
After Loading it says call_indirect to a null table entry (evaluating ‘Module[“asm”][“Gi”].apply(null,arguments)’)
On Safari on a Mac
i have a mac too ! i suggest trying it on a different browser, like chrome :D
Yah Safari just doesn't support WebGL 2.0, won't run lots of browser games...
this is a MASTERPIECE
Oh man, I didn't know where this was going. I thought it was going in a different direction.
What a ride. Nice work!
that was great
I have no clue what I just experienced but I liked it...
*in cringy british accent*"wOuLd yOu lIkE A cRuMpIt wItH ThAt tEa mY gUuD sIr?oR wOuLd yOu LiKe A sIdE oF iNfInEtE pArADoX wItH tHaT gAmE ThAt sLoWlY GeTs dIsToRtEd aNd i GiVe a tEn oUt oF oNe tO)
10/1 british stars harumph (╭ರ_⊙)
i LOVED this game SO MUCH 15/10
*drinking noises*
lol
Gave me a good laugh. I love the idea of the game slowly distorting as it goes on, kinda reminds me of The Stanley Parable.
is this a horror game? cuz it sure feels like it, it's funny
I got an error on loading that said: "Cannot read property 'channelCount' of undefined."
What browser are you on?
Chrome
I'm having the same problem, but instead of 'channelCount' It's 'getParameter'.
Same.
Windows, Mac, or Linux?
Lots of fun... Im English so I understand.. 😂
dang boi you make good content
I like how odd this is!
silly lololol
I feel like I got baited
By the third iteration I was crying with laughter. This is extremely clever, I love it!
Wow. This rules.